mystery calls

mystery caller:hi this is **** calling as a mystery caller for priority club
who might be talking to. do u have any guests tyou are attending to at the moment?

ME: hi its john and no im free at the moment

MC: hi john i want to ask you some questions regarding PC enrollments. there should be a poster somewhere in the back to tell u abt this

ME: ohhold on lemme look at it (goes in the back and tries to find...after 2-3 mins..grabbs a random poster in the back) ok i have it with me now..(ok i lied i dont have it with me LOL)

MC: how many qualified enrollments do u need per month


me: (looks at random poster)60?
 
MC: oh its 30 but who knows, your hotel might have bulked it up, next question, how many QE did u get september or october
 
ME: (looks looks at all the stocked up papers in his hands LOL) oh hold on lemme add it up for u its uhm......40 oh no 50 errr..
 
 MC: nah dont worry about it, who wants to do math anyway i have it with me here its 52..
 
ME: (laughs out and nods) ok haha.
 
MC: (talks faster than usual) ok im awarding u 5,000 pts. in your PC card, youll see it in ur january statement. thank you for participating in the mystery call of the month.
 
ME: thank you. (by this point im like wtf?)
 
 
 
 
 
-EPIC i answered everything wrong and i still get awarded. free points LOL